"We tried our best.
We managed to pump out a couple of pints worth from her stomach but in the end, it was too much."
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

Have you ever seen someone feed a bird to make Fois Gras?
It'll be a bit like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:52, archived)