actually this is true
in the event of your death, who would tell the internet? Not YOUR death specifically.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

his death will be both hot and plastic
the runes have foretold it
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

If you die
can I interfere with your corpse ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

of course
I'll be dead, I won't care.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

I would seriously hope people from the internet don't turn up at my funeral
in fursuits and trenchcoats
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

If you die
I'll buy a hideous one and come along to eat all the nibbles.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:08, archived)