I'm not going to commit suicide.
Just so you know.

I'll probably die from a climbing accident though.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

don't say things like that
i haven't got the time to follow you around with a crashmat hoisted onto my shoulders
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:00, archived)