You have to clean all the poo off it's bum
and wipe a kipper round it so you can legally say you thought it was a vagina in court.
(Goatworrierhad your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:05,
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Get yourself a new internet lawyer
/ac
(WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:06,
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