What's the gayest animal
in the world ?

and why ?

you cunts
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

The Baldmonkey.
He buggers the sailors.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

Goat
Because of the scraggly beard
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

shave it
then
fuck it
( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

Only not in a gay way
othewise that defeats the object of shaving it.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

I bow to your knowledge.

( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

You have to clean all the poo off it's bum
and wipe a kipper round it so you can legally say you thought it was a vagina in court.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

Get yourself a new internet lawyer
/ac
( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

Duck Billed Platypuff

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

Flamingos
because they're big pink ballet birds.

edit: Flamingoes? That looks better, actually.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

Homopotamous

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

Cuntopotamus
Is a brilliant word for a fat woman.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

I struggled to get my tongue around that

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

See
exactly like a fat bird.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

I think you'll find when it comes to mouth skills, we're Olympians.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

They do so much with so little.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

Wormulus

( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

Gay.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

:(

( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

The greatest atrocities ever committed on this planet have been in the name of Cock Tuesday
This country was founded by the Puritans for the express purpose of oppressin free worship
Your attitude is the same arrogant fearful fundamentalism
that fueled the hatred, of the Crusades and the attacks of 9/11
If we are not allowed to worship Cock Tuesday as groups and individuals free from persecution
and respect for tolerance, there's only one outcome
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

You are such a Jew.
Stop being opressed by me.
( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

This is the story of YOUR MUM and me.
www3.signonsandiego.com/stories/2009/may/07/1m7lopez233959-boy-15-testifies-he-had-sex-godmoth/?metro&zIndex=95160
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

Lucky bastard

( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

Why would you give up such a sweet thing like her.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

Queercat

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

Flamingo
fucking pink for gawdsake.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

Pufferfish
Puffin
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

The Moohalaasaurus.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

Not even the gayest dinosaur.
That honour goes to the Velocifister.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

Chocolate Starfish

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

Rimmingocerous

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

Flying Felch

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

Felching isnt exclusively gay though
I mean we all end up doing that early on a relationship when you've come and she's like "Is that it ?" and you're like "Awwww do I have to ?" and she's like "Well, do you want another go later ?" and you're like "GMphllgblech*vom*slspdlplplplplp"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

You're all wrong
it's got to be the chicken right.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

Cos they love the cock?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

Not as good as
cause chicken is gay slang for a young gay
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

I'm not up on the parlance that you 'bears' use.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

flamingo
cause, well, you know.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

It works out a lot
dresses really nicely and likes hot cock up it's cloaca ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

Uphill Gelada

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

Cottagingtail Rabbit

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

Cows.
They're made of mince.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

Chutney Ferret

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

Ponies
They are just gay horses.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

The Downs horsey

( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

Pugs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDwmTF-GH1M
( M o D, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

got to be the Homo Sapien

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

Ringed Seal

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

The Bear.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

The Margay.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

The zebra.
Oh just look at it, poncing around the savannas with its stylish coat.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

Panda
This is why thet aren't breeding.
( BindiBaji, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:23, archived)