I'd be the snog for a penny shag for £10000
no fat chicks, or men.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

actually I wouldn't
I'd probably be one of the cunts that spin the waltzers faster and then get a quid/2quid off people
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

Waltzers make me puke

( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

someone lower on the pikey scale can clean that up

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

The wife's ex's mate
lost her virginity under a caravan to a pikey at the fair, who then refused to acknowledge her existence.

Shouldn't laugh.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

I am laughing.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

It wouldn't be funny if they weren't such god-awful bitches.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

pikey porking

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

Showing both breeding and self control.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

but we did

( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

I still do, when I remember.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

One of the waltzers broke off in my home town.
With people on it.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

haha
fucking have it.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

A waltzer fucked my back up!
I have a lumpy bit halfway now. Should really get it seen to, actually.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

they're death traps, I love them.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

Rides are much more exciting if there's an actual fear of injury or death

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:54, archived)