So, B3ta opens a fun fair.
which attraction or ride would you run?
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

The JMG ride.
You go in with pent up aggression and come out in full tears.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

The House of Mirrors
so everyone can experience being a shortie.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

I read that as looking like sammi

sorry sammi
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

you'd need some pretty messed up mirrors.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

I didn't laugh then
not even a little bit, oh no.
( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

cunt

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

go back to work you cunt.
when you've done, I can sit here and swear at you properly.
( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

I AM WORKING.
I'M READING SCIENTIFIC PAPERS IN MOTHER FUCKING RUSSIAN TO TRY AND WORK OUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY DERIVATION.

I CAN'T READ RUSSIAN.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

shush shouting
there is no need to shout at the little jenpots. You will make me cry and then I won't be able to swear at you.
( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

Hold me.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

Or those mirrors that make you look thin.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

I'd be the snog for a penny shag for £10000
no fat chicks, or men.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

actually I wouldn't
I'd probably be one of the cunts that spin the waltzers faster and then get a quid/2quid off people
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

Waltzers make me puke

( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

someone lower on the pikey scale can clean that up

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

The wife's ex's mate
lost her virginity under a caravan to a pikey at the fair, who then refused to acknowledge her existence.

Shouldn't laugh.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

I am laughing.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

It wouldn't be funny if they weren't such god-awful bitches.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

pikey porking

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

Showing both breeding and self control.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

but we did

( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

I still do, when I remember.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

One of the waltzers broke off in my home town.
With people on it.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

haha
fucking have it.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

A waltzer fucked my back up!
I have a lumpy bit halfway now. Should really get it seen to, actually.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

they're death traps, I love them.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

Rides are much more exciting if there's an actual fear of injury or death

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

none
I'd be the pikey pick-pocketing everyone.
( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

None of them, I'd be the test rider of all the fun rides.
They'd need testing a lot, obviously.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

Candyfloss CDCs

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

CandyCox?

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

Flossycock?

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

Cockyfloss?

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

You'd get pubes caught in your teeth

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

[Insert female b3tan of your choice... esspeicaly you, yes, you reading this, if you're a female b3tan]

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

Gilgamesh and Rob have called you names in the past weeks.
How do you 90nz0 an internet favourite, intend to refresh your image on the internet?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

pressing F5
LOL
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

LOLRR!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

I'm an online japester and all round good egg.
I have it printed on my business cards and everything.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

I demand we all get cards for our SECRET INTERNET FRIENDS CLUB.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

Semisonic cover band.
Everyone loves a bit of Secret Smile.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

I just thought you'd taken to winding up Sexface.

( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

I can't wait until he moves in.
We'll stay up until 1 o'clock in the morning in our PJs, eating Ben'n'Jerrys and talking about how we can get you to be his girlfriend... with an Adam Sandler movie playing in the background.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

you both make a lovely couple.

( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

No.. SexFace is embroiled in a bitter standoff with Wormulus.
It's neck and neck.. Wormulus has been laying down some killer lines while SF's been away to the shops.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

I have been enjoying this too

( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

nobody knows it
but i've got a secret axe, and i'm saving it for when semisonic come to tea
( spacefish bong!, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

pfft

( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

the haunted house
you'd go in on a little cart, then all the lights would go out, and everyone would come out covered in ectoplasm
( spacefish bong!, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

sticky white ectoplasm
right?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

as much as i can muster

( spacefish bong!, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

the steaming hoolerblader.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

The air rifle shooting stall
With the bent rifles and dodgy knackered pellets
( M o D, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

Fuck me, just imagine all the burger vans

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

haha
*single clap of appreciation*
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

I don't know but I'm reading something in russian despite not being able to read a word of it.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

The coconut shire
But instead of coconuts I'd have peasnuts all nailed to the stick with floorboard nails.

The prise you can win is a romantic meal for one with me. You get to watch me eat then you come back to the backseat in my car to make out and let me touch you.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

*puts 100 pound on the table*
how many goes does this buy me?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

Half a ball.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

*cups*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

Poor Doris

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

The Pug Hug Cushion only makes my Broom-on more musky...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

oooh, i hope i win i hope i win i hope i win

( spacefish bong!, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:51, archived)