Listen.
I love the thought of you packing heat looking at women who you'll never score with as much as the next man.
But before you whip yourself up in to a gale force fairy, I suggest you take time out to think about the poor people who really don't care about your mundane trips from A to B.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

It's not just you, there's loads of shite on here I don't care hearing of.
You provide some of the more "switched off JMG" moments, mind.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

For example.
90nz0 and SexFace living together.
I don't care less.

Now, whenever I sit here and imagine the situation. I see SexFace's headboard thumping against the wall whilst he fucks some poor bird he met on BlogTV.
Whilst 90nz0 listens in from the next room and frantically fondles himself with one hand whilst plowing into a take-away with the other.

Gentleman's club downstairs, etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

both of them are smoking pipes

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

Now I envisage hats made of suede.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:45, archived)

and thick horn-rimmed glasses
2.bp.blogspot.com/_k1ELk4CUZAs/SVEhsOhiWAI/AAAAAAAAFio/Ie-5I1hoQVs/s400/g.jpg = gonz
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:46, archived)

YES!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:48, archived)

Sexface and 90nz0.
They could solve crime.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:48, archived)

Constant 1920s slow car chases and cad-bashing


/ I always introduce myself to b3tans as JMG just to watch the human housechests get all puffy in the neck.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:51, archived)

So I've heard.
Smashing!
I'd ask everybody on meeting them if they were 90nz0.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:52, archived)

They get sweaty palms and the social awkwardness doesn't allow then to pass comment.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

We all deal with our own inadiquaces our own way.
For example, some people touch others inapproprately while making 80s gameshow sounds to hide the fact that there is nothing going on upstairs relivent to the conversation.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:18, archived)

Haha, now THAT is pure sex appeal.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

Oh! Are they?
Congratulations chaps.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:51, archived)

There will be wedding bells in no time

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:52, archived)

Terrible bullying

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

Steady on, Mary
You'll do yourself an injury. Tell us something un-mundane about your multidimensional world. Like what's for tea, something like that.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:45, archived)

"Trigger", "Mary"...
Alright Red Rum, calm down.
I'll do myself an injury. 9/10.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:46, archived)

I DO always go on about my tea, mind..
That IS me to a t.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:46, archived)

I WANT IN ON THIS TESTOSTERONE-PACKED SUBTHREAD!

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

I'm pumping iron whilst logging in to FACEBOOK.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:10, archived)