Attempt the impossible - Drink yourself sober.

( Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)

I've done that several times.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)

I hate cunts who say that
"I drank myself sober last night" No you fucking didn't you just reached a point and stayed there
( Hankster, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)

I've never heard that phrase before ever.
Some kind of Southern thing?
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)

What?

( Hankster, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)

"I drank myself sober last night"
Never heard anyone say that before.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:38, archived)

If anyone claims to have done it,
I challenge them to kill themselves alive with a car and a length of hose.
( Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)

Hankster.... meet Lu

Lu...meet Hankster

You two would be great in a corner together solving the world's problems.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)

Considering that Lu is possibly the person I know best/longest on here
I think we could.

That's if the worlds' problems could be solved by ranting
( Hankster, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)