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Well whatever you do,
don't wipe the knife in the butter after you've got a load of burnt toast crumbs on it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
And the same goes for getting bits of coffee in the sugar as well, young man.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
Gah
Stupid fat bitch at work puts the wet tea spoon in the sugar. It makes me feel icky.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:21, archived)
That's disgusting.
Tell her to wash it up if she's going to make a mess like that. Damn stuff sets like sweet brown concrete.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:26, archived)
I have commented
However she is one of these people who can never be wrong and will put you down at every opportunity. I may actually hate her. Also, I don't use the sugar so I have given up.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
Shes a vet?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
Yes...

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
No, she gives piggy back rides for money.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA THERE!
Back up a bit...

Sugar? Tea? FUCK'S SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
Yet another reason why she is a disgrace!

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
Worse. Than. Hitler.

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:32, archived)
How do you have your tea, Milknosugar?
I can never remember.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:32, archived)
I like my tea like I like my women.
With biscuits. Or cake. Or both. :)

HELLO MISTER FOLDSFIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
Pyramid shaped and vacuum wrapped in silver foil.
Evening, chap. I'm shortly off out for beers with *ffl*n* p**pl*. Well, James at any rate. The Nursery and Pints of Mandrill await..! If it's not genuinely liquidised baboon, I won't be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
I *heart* The Nursery. Top boozering there.

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
*clutches box of 'Tea Time Assortment'
*waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
OM NOM NOM NOM!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
Thoughtless.
What if the next person wants tea?
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:24, archived)