Once upon a time, at a Jobcentre near you...

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:41, archived)

You are not JMG
though I appreciate you giving him a helping hand.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:43, archived)

Down in west newcastle, born and raised.
In the dole queue is where I spent the most of my days.
Sittin' and-a fillin' forms, checkin' the kiosk, lightin' up a rolly outside to look cool.
When a couple of guys, who were up to no good, stole my P45 and my hair.
So I got in one little fight, and my mum got scared,
She said Jammy, you're moving back home.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:54, archived)