Would anybody like to have a tearful outburst at me before bed?
It's getting to be around that time of the week again.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 1:32, archived)

You utter swine

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:33, archived)

I have just eaten a subway sandwich
NOTHING CAN DEFEAT ME
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:33, archived)

I'm quite tired
can you tell me a bedtime story please?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:34, archived)

I would like more blackcurrant cordial
It makes the Strongbow taste nice, instead of appley* shite.

*I know this isn't a word, but I'm Googling FUCK ALL.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:36, archived)

Might I RECOMMEND HIGH JUICE
I use that in my snakebite.

No I will not correct that.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:37, archived)

Cider + Lager + High Juice = WTF

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

I'm feeling too fluey to have a go at you

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:36, archived)

Chin up and all that.
Walk it off.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 1:38, archived)

Come on JMG
the world needs an approved bedtime story. Hop to it.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

Once upon a time, at a Jobcentre near you...

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:41, archived)

You are not JMG
though I appreciate you giving him a helping hand.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:43, archived)

Down in west newcastle, born and raised.
In the dole queue is where I spent the most of my days.
Sittin' and-a fillin' forms, checkin' the kiosk, lightin' up a rolly outside to look cool.
When a couple of guys, who were up to no good, stole my P45 and my hair.
So I got in one little fight, and my mum got scared,
She said Jammy, you're moving back home.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:54, archived)

I've just been thrown about a bus, because the driver was loony
The rattling sounded like it was going to just fall apart :(

Fucking London.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

cheer up! you won't be able to afford to live there much longer

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

Gotta love a London nightbus.
We were on the 253. It wasn't as bad as the 29 in front of us.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:47, archived)

three rounds of toast with marmalade and a nice cup of fresh coffee ... oh

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

touch early there.
Though I like the way your thinking.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:42, archived)

No I am quite cheerful and full of lolbooze and loldrugs.
lol. Internet.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:45, archived)

Yay

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:48, archived)

POSIE ROSIE!
*Top Tens*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 1:49, archived)

Woops.
I don't think i'll be sleeping very well tonight.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:53, archived)

Oh, could I, please?
It's gotten to be around that time of the month again.
( Shiksa, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:50, archived)