It's understandable then that you are always striving for male attention.
As I'm quite sure that most of the males you grew up with were a bit of a Moohalaa.
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As I'm quite sure that most of the males you grew up with were a bit of a Moohalaa.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:37, archived)
I don't know anybody from South Bucks. mind.
Pencil yourself in as my correspondent.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:38, archived)
Pencil yourself in as my correspondent.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:38, archived)
I never get down there any more. I fear I rather burnt my bridges when I done become a teenage runaway
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:40, archived)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:40, archived)
I dared cross my mother, not something I'd advise
She's a prison officer in a nasty nasty prison now, but she only got that job after I left. She must've realised she had a talent.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
She's a prison officer in a nasty nasty prison now, but she only got that job after I left. She must've realised she had a talent.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
She's a real ballbuster JMG
When she discovered my 20 year old brother was looking at porn, ON THE INTERNETS, in the privacy of his own bedroom, she put on her work boots and kicked down his door.
MEASURED RESPONSE!
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:46, archived)
When she discovered my 20 year old brother was looking at porn, ON THE INTERNETS, in the privacy of his own bedroom, she put on her work boots and kicked down his door.
MEASURED RESPONSE!
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:46, archived)
I'm going to get Kerry Katona to give her a mother of the year award
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:47, archived)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:47, archived)
Very much so
We used to have annual discos with the local boys' school, there was so much sexual confusion. Outrageous.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:39, archived)
We used to have annual discos with the local boys' school, there was so much sexual confusion. Outrageous.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:39, archived)
It's less and less usual now
School discos are like drunken spotty orgies now apparently.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
School discos are like drunken spotty orgies now apparently.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
I'm very agreeable with my top off
It's best not to start an argument without clothes on.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:46, archived)
It's best not to start an argument without clothes on.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:46, archived)
It's a good job I'm sat down.
This is how GMoS must feel every night of the week.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:50, archived)
This is how GMoS must feel every night of the week.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:50, archived)
I heard a rumour he's going to climb the Eiffel tower from the outside then have sex with loads of French birds with big tits at the top.
Well played that man.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:52, archived)
Well played that man.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:52, archived)
The afterwards he'll send them away, and stand on the viewing deck...
Topless, brooding, all tousled hair and erect nipples.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:54, archived)
Topless, brooding, all tousled hair and erect nipples.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:54, archived)
Little knowing Moohalaa does that very same feat most weekends.
:(
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:57, archived)
:(
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:57, archived)