Evening

( broadsword, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:17, archived)

Noonies to you sir - tis saturday arvo here.
How goes it?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 4:17, archived)

Not bad ta
you new to b3ta?
( broadsword, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:18, archived)

no sir.
Am not new at all - have been here for two years!
Just don't swing around talk very often. Am usually found on OT :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 4:20, archived)

OT?

( broadsword, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:22, archived)

Is part of QOTW
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic

Is fluffy. Generally.
Do you like fluffy?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 4:25, archived)

Well, my nipples are quite hairy if that counts

( broadsword, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:28, archived)

quite honestly the most interesting
mental image I've had for a while. ta.

I don't have hair nipples. I'm quite thankful for that really!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 4:30, archived)

I've never really looked at question of the week
sell it to me
( broadsword, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:34, archived)

a motely collection
of fuckwits, halfwits, and some genuinely truly witty people who all try to compare penis length through a series of stories, each more fanciful, and spectacular then the last. At the end of the week - whoever has their story clicked the most has the biggest knob. Even if you're a girl.
It's grand fun. Notable names include Spanky Hanky, Legless, Che Grimsdale (a rare but epic poster), CHCB, Big girls blouse, Rachelswipe.

Common themse include: piss, vomit, shit, embarrassment, anger, love, and plain stupid stuff that makes you laugh out loud.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 4:39, archived)

Ok you said nothing about people droning on & on about what they had for lunch
count me in
( broadsword, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:41, archived)

well that happens too
but only in Offtopic.
And it doesn't last long.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 4:42, archived)

I've never really worked out why different bits of the same site operate seperately
but hey ho

welcome to talk anyway, we're generally a good bunch apart from banging on about what we've eaten / are going to eat
( broadsword, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:48, archived)

I just ate a jam tart.
And now I feel a little sick.

Ta mate. :) /feels welcomed.
This is a much nicer welcome then OT - I was groped to kingdom come over there! But I don't remember who by...
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 4:53, archived)

Ah it's only 'cos its late & no ones around
if you'd turned up during the day you would've:

Been accused of being several banned users
Been gazzed by several people asking to see your tits
Ridiculed if you mentioned you had a dying friend / relative
( broadsword, Sat 9 May 2009, 5:02, archived)

if people want to see my tits
all they have to do is look at my profile.
Maybe I'll stick around and see what happens. Its day time here in Aus - my night is your day. I have no dying friends or relatives and my writing style is too distinct to be anyone but me!
Should be fun ey chappie?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 5:04, archived)

I'll drink to that

( broadsword, Sat 9 May 2009, 5:08, archived)

of course you would.
I'd expect nothing less.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 5:10, archived)

Fluffy is for Furries!

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:28, archived)

no that's fur mate.
fluff is love and hugs and sugary crap.
You know - vomm worthy niceness? Yeah.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 4:32, archived)

I therefore tend to think...
That I would fall into the "I'd rather have hot needles poked in my eye" category that undergo such niceness
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:35, archived)

fluffy what?

( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:32, archived)

pants?
*rubs fluffy pants*

sadly they weren't fluffy before I washed them
( broadsword, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:36, archived)

Will you two get a room!

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:36, archived)

I should point out I was talking about my pants

( broadsword, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:38, archived)

OIC
*Removes curious images from mind*
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:38, archived)

stop thinking about him in his fluffy pink pants!

( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:40, archived)

EVERYONE loves my fluffy pink pants
you're going to be mentally dressing the strippers in them
( broadsword, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:42, archived)

shh!
I'm off to the strip club.
RIGHT NOW.
( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:40, archived)

What time do you finish working there?

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:41, archived)

I'm free now if you've got the money

( broadsword, Sat 9 May 2009, 5:02, archived)

What kind of guy do you think I am
Checks wallet
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 9 May 2009, 5:06, archived)

I have money.
how much money you need??
/checks pants for monies.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 5:07, archived)

I am a multi millionaire!
Only in Indonesia however!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 9 May 2009, 5:10, archived)

Heh
my bank over here shows my balance in pesetas, that makes me feel REALLY rich
( broadsword, Sat 9 May 2009, 5:12, archived)

I'm glad my money is in AUD
it's not worth nearly as much in the UK. 2.25 AUD to 1GPB.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 5:19, archived)