I'll stick with "Prick who'll strop off within a week"
if that's okay.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

hmmm ...
doesn't prick imply that I have male genitalia?
I'm actually very friendly you know. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

You sound a mini bit like a bell-end though.

( Druid, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

My apologies then.
Not intending to. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

If Balders is being like that don't try to be clever, just tell him he's a piggy cunt.
According to my autocomplete it's what I call him.
( Druid, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

If Balders is being like that   , just tell him he's a piggy cunt.
According to my autocomplete it's what I call him.

It's for the best.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

Will keep that in mind for the future!
Ta mate. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:41, archived)