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don't tell him but i am really heart broken
i've been planning all this since he first mentioned he was coming to london in this thread, the time i've wasted :((((
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
I'm such a bitch

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
chin up and that
he smells of piss anyway. the lengths i go to, to avoid the old cunt when i'm passing through yorkshire. tiring it is.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
Next time I will follow the scent
It pervades, you know.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
i do not bash

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
Not what I've heard

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
yer, hearing's one of the first things to go when you're old

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
Oh I heard it loud and clear, dear.
Along with the deafening hum of flies screaming for mercy as they tried to escape your cavernous clunge.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
i don't do sex either
fuck knows who you've been talking to
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
Bog doors all over the country attest to your prowess

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:28, archived)