Well my sense was wrong it's actually early summer
Hail forms in strong thunderstorm clouds, particularly those with intense updrafts, high liquid water content, great vertical extent, large water droplets, and where a good portion of the cloud layer is below freezing 0 °C (32 °F). The growth rate is maximized at about −13 °C (9 °F), and becomes vanishingly small much below −30 °C (−22 °F) as supercooled water droplets become rare. For this reason, hail is most common in mid-latitudes during early summer where surface temperatures are warm enough to promote the instability associated with strong thunderstorms, but the upper atmosphere is still cool enough to support ice.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

Swot!
Hello
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

Hello Mr Bogus
I am off to Forster Square in a moment to spend money I do not have. How are you?
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

Bored and really looking forward to doing the last train from L**ds tonight
I asked for the day off too. Go to Home Bargains, you can get a big jar of pickled jalapeños for 89p.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

Oh, and I'll be in Forster Square station at 3 if you're about to cheer me up.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

Oooo we might be, I'll look out for you, will you be on the platform?

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

Platform 3 probably, on our way to Ilkley

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

I got a train from Leeds once
I didn't realise the local custom was to elbow your way through the crowds of commuters the second the train came in sight
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

Cunts, they are
Even cattle have better manners.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:10, archived)