The inamorata* commented yesterday that she's eaten meat three days in a row
and that's "a bit wrong" and she feels all poisoned and fat. Should I kill her now?

*Italian for "new bint"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:20, archived)

(double N in innamorata)
Poisoned and fat? Mental.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

it ain't double in this language, sweet 'eart
although I should have said "FROM the Italian for..."

And yes. People over here treat meat as a luxury, which is why anyone over a size 10 is considered a chubby bloater who should pay double for using public transport.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:24, archived)

The all important 'from'.
I didn't know that. Is meat very expensive?
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

Anything that isn't a part of the pig the pig didn't know it had, yes
it's all tripe, sausage and diced stringy fat. No steaks, no joints, no sheep, no cow; just pig trotters and chicken hearts.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

i was going to holiday/fish there soon, i won't now
people have also said it is a bit rough
( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:37, archived)

Depends where you go
I would imagine you'd be up in the Mazury bit, which is all lakes and eels and stuff. But the beer's shite and you'll only be eating 17 types of sausage.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:42, archived)