it's sunny here
i wonder if it will be sunny where i'm going? i suppose it might be, i don't think the weather will matter much in the co-op where i'm going first, i wonder what i shall buy?

would you buy items from the co-op? what would you buy? to take with you, if you were me? or if you yourself was going where i'm off to?
( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

STEAK.
But I'm sure you could find something more appropriate for your fishing trip.
Like crisps or something.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

i might have steak in an onion batton
i will decide if the co-op has the items, which is unlikely as it is rubbish
( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

I'm away to make an omlette.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

You'll need to break some eggs.
That's what I hear.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

Done.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

Well I made a pigs ear of it, but it tastes ok I suppose.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

How much of a mess can you make of omelette?
It's just smooshed egg anyway.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:19, archived)

Needs more non-stick pan.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:20, archived)

I'd buy anything that isnt the Co-ops own brand.
It's dire.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

i enjoyed the thai fish cakes once
infact i like many of the own brand products, i shan't list them as it would make for a tedious use of a forum not dedicated to my enjoyment of co-op products
( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

Their mince pies are shit at Christmas though.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

noted, although i do not enjoy mince pies

( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

Their bread is better than any other supermarket.
As is their coffee, their chocolate, their biscuits, their muffins, their croissants, and their brown-paper-bag 20% tramp white cider.

You are a food fail.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

their ready meals are the worst ready meals I've ever tasted, and ready meals are already pretty awful

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

I don't eat ready meals.
This has upset fat chippy people in the past. I am sure it will upset them again in the future. And for that I am sorry.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

not even a spicy chicken pot noodle?
or a tasty pie in a tin?

:((((
( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

I have eaten fray bentos.
Mainly to pay my respects to whoever thought they could put a pie in a tin. One of the great optimists of history.

Pot noodles are awful. Which is almost impossible given that it is just noodles and lovely lovely chemicals. Science Fail.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

pot noodles are a very poor substitute for food
i eat them in the winter on quick overnight sessions as i only have to boil a kettle and can travel light
( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

my birthday meal last year was a pot noodle

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:22, archived)

nice, always good to treat yourself on your birthday

( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

i'm always well looked after

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:32, archived)

If you do ever don't coop tesco not bad

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:16, archived)

the co-ops finest ready meals are ok, in fact some are tasty
i wonder if there is a co-op ready meal forum?
( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

The lives of the people who eat ready meals
must be so dramatically hectic that they'd have no need for fofum-based jiggery-pokery.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

It's a very rare occasion when I eat a ready meal.
Presuming you're not including things like marks'n'sparks 'cook' range.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:26, archived)

Their cakes are shit,
/opinion
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

The Co-op do nice things
Just depends what you buy, but that's the same at any supermarket.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

Oh boy, I sure do hope it's sunny.
Do you think you'll see a dog on the way? It's always a good day when you get to see a dog. The weather inside the co-op will most probably be in-doors, which is perfectly acceptable for a retail unit.

I think you should purchase goods in exchange for fiscal rewards, do you like Nachos? I like nachos, nachos with dips are great. Most people like Cheddar with their nachos, but I don't, well, I don't mind it, but I preffer emintile. I think you should try that. Then if you get some pizza bases too, you can make some home-made (ish) pizzas with the salsa and nacho bits. Some Jellopinos would go well with that.

That's the sort of thing I would probably buy, if I was you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

Clicking

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

There is a new shop down the road from me called "Cakes'n'Shakes".
They have like 50 different flavours of ice cream, including Bubble Gum, which I think would be worth a try.

www.instructables.com/id/5-minute-Ice-Cream/

I want to make peanutbutter ice cream.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

I'd make a brown bread ice cream lol sibod

(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:19, archived)

i enjoyed reading your post and have taken on board all the major points
i really can't predict if i will see a dog or not, i'm not to fussed as i hate dogs and hope there is a canine flu that exterminates every last one of them
( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

Even that dog from Beathoven?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

even him, i find dogs to be stone cold killer just waiting to take a bite out of you
i refer to them as 'land sharks'
( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

If a dog was the size of The Girkin, it wouldn't think twice about licking you to death.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:23, archived)

CRAM A BASTARD IN IT YOU CRAP

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

Nice insulting there.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 9 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

i am struggling to decipher the meaning of your post
is it an insult toward me? or are you venting your frustration at the lack of opportunity to go first to the co-op and then to where i am off too?
( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

I really fancy dsome cake, or a bun or something

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

Make some,
It's cakeday.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

I would buy some paper.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 9 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

a3 or a notebook? maybe a loose leaved jotter for sending love letters to the special someone?

( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

Something to draw on actually.
Mrs HB just bought me some drawing pencils. I haven't done it for years. Maybe the Co-op would have been a fail.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 9 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

my local co-op would have, it is only small
i suggest a nice craft shop for some good quality paper, imho, i could be wrong, wouldn't be the first time
( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:23, archived)

It's a fair bet an art/craft shop would supply my needs better than the Co-op.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 9 May 2009, 13:25, archived)

I hear they do food.
You should totally buy some food.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

Everybody likes food.
We should talk some more about food. Do you have some opinions on food? I have opinions on food. Some food I like. Some food I am less keen on. I eat food. Everybody eats food. I think.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

always insisting on yourself

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

i feel i have offered a forum thread with enough content for even the most handicapped user to conribute to
i am all thing to all men
( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

you're just like that other forum user
the one that's always insisting on themselves
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

I bought some food in a coop earlier, I bought a baguette supplied by another company to the co-op and it was redcued because it was near the sell by date
it was a coronation chicken baguette and I had a small bottle of milk and a yorkie with it from the coo-p
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

It's awfully sunny today.
I'm inside studying though. Co op own brand smoothies are the ones I buy now I don't buy innocent.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

The inamorata* commented yesterday that she's eaten meat three days in a row
and that's "a bit wrong" and she feels all poisoned and fat. Should I kill her now?

*Italian for "new bint"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:20, archived)

(double N in innamorata)
Poisoned and fat? Mental.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

it ain't double in this language, sweet 'eart
although I should have said "FROM the Italian for..."

And yes. People over here treat meat as a luxury, which is why anyone over a size 10 is considered a chubby bloater who should pay double for using public transport.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:24, archived)

The all important 'from'.
I didn't know that. Is meat very expensive?
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

Anything that isn't a part of the pig the pig didn't know it had, yes
it's all tripe, sausage and diced stringy fat. No steaks, no joints, no sheep, no cow; just pig trotters and chicken hearts.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

i was going to holiday/fish there soon, i won't now
people have also said it is a bit rough
( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:37, archived)

Depends where you go
I would imagine you'd be up in the Mazury bit, which is all lakes and eels and stuff. But the beer's shite and you'll only be eating 17 types of sausage.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:42, archived)