THE FOOTBALL.
Who'd like to explode?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

Football is shit.
Hurling is where it's at.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

FUCK YEAH MARTIN STOREY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yHKYlsB80Y
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

PADDY O'BLIMEY!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

Shush, now.
God Lady GaGa is a spastic.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

Isn't she though?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

LOOK AT ME I WEAR STUPID CLOTHES AND HAVE A TEACUP

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

I'd not get tired of smashing her face with a hammer.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

Can we go play rugby or cricket at the park?

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

CMON STEVENAGE

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

That's a bit harsh, Jamster
your huge ego demands new followers and fresh meat to /talk, but when one of them arrives you give them less than 90 seconds before stamping over their thread with your pixellated jackboot.

For shame, JMG, for shame. GIVE /TALK A CHANCE TO BREATHE.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

I'm becomming too darn attractive for my own good, and what is quite clear is that Baldmonkey is ugly but smashing at the same time.
A lovely blend.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

MY PREDICTION - 3v0 Villa
Agbonlahor, Carew and Milner. Dickson Etuhu will provide the surprise of the day though when he traps a long pass and distributes it to a teammate.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

I'm unsure if this is a joke post or not

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

3v1 then
Murphy's just scored :(((((
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

I'm going to explode all over the keyboard while watching football.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

I heard some commentary earlier
"Doesn't look like this team will be running out of legs soon!"

I switched off.
(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

Have they got a centipide on the wing?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

Fuck Phil Brown

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

I'm not a fan of the football
because I am a girl and all that
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:10, archived)