I'm on a smelly train
I got bombarded with magic in he station. A weird boy tried to do a card trick on me. I do not like this sort of thing.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

It's tantamount to sexual assault.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

Is this your card?
*shows the Jack of Improptu Sexual Encounters*
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

*pulls bunch of flowers and string of colourful handkerchiefs out of the end of your winkle*

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

*chops penis in half*

Ah, fucked that up :/
( broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:26, archived)