I've been sent home from work for having a shitty headache

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

Are there headaches which aren't shitty?
And on the plus side, painkillers and a night off work is always good.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

My eyesight was going a bit wibbly
And all the painkillers I've had today haven't touched it so I'll just have to hope to sleep it off. As you say, better than being at work until half twelve.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:11, archived)

*hugs*
That sounds a bit poop. Hope you feel better soon!
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

Aye well, four months of this cack and I'm worn out
I'll cry at the docs on Monday morning AGAIN!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

you need your head drilling
to release the demons.
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

You might be right
I have a masonry bit that might do the job.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

I'll help!

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

Whap him with your norks.
His head will crack open like tesco value egg.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

you do know your head is very very wrong?

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

Yes.
If you want to, you can use my head for practice.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:23, archived)

I think he needs to get laid more

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

more
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

I've done it at least once.
I have proof.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

Put it away
Noone wants to see your torn, distended anus.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

well you don't
she's not forced to be yours. I have real proof that I've done it at least twice.
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

They look fuck all like him though

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:49, archived)

my sproglets?
That's cos they're pretty and look like me :oP
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

Yeah...anyway
Nice weather, eh?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

And ive got the photos

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

:(

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

You said she was the milkman's earlier...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

You say that

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:49, archived)

I clicked "I like this" by accident

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

it's cos you love me.

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

I've gone off you now

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

YEAH
WHO NEEDS YER?!

:oP
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

WOT EVAH!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

I'm sorry to hear that
I assume you've also grown a pair of breasts and developed an interest in flower arranging, you woman
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

I don't make the rules, Frank.
Safety first and all that.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

Aww.
Get the missus to dust off her nurses outfit.
TEA STAT!
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

She's out on the trains herself.
This time of year they stick a couple of bands on and a shitload of ale and they go up into the dales, get pissed, make the train late, then come home for a fight. It's a good do.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

Tell her to get home and do her womanly duties.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:23, archived)

Too late
They're long gone. Mind you, I do have all the numbers of the signal boxes up that way. Perhaps I could phone a report of sheep on the line, that should slow them up a while.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:24, archived)