Maffers texts me to tell me this all the time
He keeps sending me photos of his knob too
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

you know what
I'm not even a little surprised about this statement.
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

What might surprise you is that its nearly 10" long

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

ZOMG!

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

I could set you up for a 'Maffing'
If you'd like?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

I snorted cider out of my nose then!

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

I can also offering you a 'pickling'
As you can tell, i am more than willing to pimp out my chums.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

you're a terrible man

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

Its a disease.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

I'm not sure if I'm more offended by the pimping out, or the use of the word "chum"

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

Why are you sad?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

>:(

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

You don't mention the ones you send back....
You're both terrible slags.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:12, archived)