I needed her to show me how to get to my hotel
I was a little confused
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

it's cos you're old, dear.

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

And twatted, darling.
It was a very early start and I did last until 11.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

you did very well
I was quite impressed.
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

VALIDATION!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

And what did she show you in return?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

That doesnt make complete sense

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

Lets just go with it

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

She didn't show me her tits if that's any help?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

Straight to growler?
Nice.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

I'm far too classy for this level of smut

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

Rubbish, you'd beat yourself off till you bled if i dressed Gonzo up as a milk maid and got him to sing The Internationale

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

He's very wee, you know.
I like him very much in a circus kind of way.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

Gonzo is to this board what Golum was to LOTR
A creature with an obsession for other peoples rings.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

He's lovely

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

you terrible bastard
and I laughed at that.
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

I meant it with man love

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

bummer

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

Only on a Sunday when she's pissed

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

I heard that jenpots will show you her brown eye for under a tenner.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

shush
that was your special rate!
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

PFFT
YOu paid!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

She had
fabulous tits that night.
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

she did!

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

Just that night?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

no
she has lovely norks normally, just last week they were fabulous.
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

That's why I let her sit on my knee.
A futile attempt at copping a feel doomed to failure due to my fliddy arms.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

Like an elderly, sexual disfunctional T-Rex

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

A torporaptor, if you will

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

enjoying your wine?

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

I havent had any yet:(
I might go and find the guinnes though and maybe watch Crank 2 when bunny is done murdering hookers on GTA
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

I miss Bunny
She should post on here again.
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

Not likely
Not with the hassle she got previously
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

I never knew that
silly cock ends, Bunny is lovely.
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

Well, thats Shambolic and the ginger tramp for you

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

well nuts to them
How is Bunny? I hope she is well and as happy as she can be, whilst with you :oP
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

Oh yes, very happy
And all the more so for not hanging out on here i suspect
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

And for plotting her escape with me

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

She just said to me 'you know its true'

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:34, archived)

*wins*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:34, archived)