oh right, FINE then, I won't do it
you cretin

GOD I hate you
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

no wait, I just might do it
I reckon it should be a double blind test, you get shown a series of randomly-chosen posts from the last month and rate it for sexiness, interestingness and not-about-foodness then the database pixies tell us how shit everyone is

that'd work, I could do that DEAD EASY
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

If you did, I would thank you

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

if I did, it would be several days' work and people would get bored of it very quickly

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

Aw, please?
*bats eyelids*
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

I'll think about it
I'm currently developing New Webshite which will be shitter than the last one by FAR
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

YAY.
Has KineticNorth gone tits up for good, yeah?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

I'm currently in intense negotiations for its safe return
although I may use another domain name, the last one attracted a bit too much attention
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

She might thank you properly next time she's over...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

He's a bit too crazy for me

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

but I'm hung like an aubergine and I fuck like an arab stallion

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

You scare me

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

I bet you like a bit of crazy really
I bet you put the washing machine on fast spin and pretend you're the filling in a Gilgy/balders sandwich
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

Neither of you have proper manly facial hair

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

You balance on top of the washing machine, straddling a Vileda Supermop between your legs
rubbing its bristles into your face and orgasming off the stench of bleach and old dust.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:47, archived)