Aww, you two missed the Ikea conversation last weekend!
I'd take both of you up the Ikea...
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

Pffft
What Ikea conversation?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

Me and SexyFace were extolling the virtues of Ikea
But apparently, it is cool to hate Ikea.
Just like it is hilarious for standup comedians to bang on about how difficult it is to put Ikea stuff together. All they are actually saying is, "I'M A BIG STUPID CUNT THAT CAN'T FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS IN PICTURE FORM WITHOUT EVEN ANY FUCKING WORDS BECAUSE I AM A BIG STUPID CUNT" The stupid cunts.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

Haha
I LOVE Ikea. I love putting shit together. I put together our wardrobe, bed and bedside tables myself. And my desk. There was a little bit of swearing.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:24, archived)