because you have too much time to analyse adverts...
how's tricks?
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:22, archived)

I'm watching dave and drinking magners because it was reduced
The ads in buzzcocks annoy me.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 9 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

Good! Magners is overpriced anyway.
I'm drinking Blackthorn at the moment because I fancy getting pissed cheaply.
If I want to drink proper cider, I'd be on the Westons or Thatchers
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

I am not drink today
last night was heavy
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:34, archived)