I've seen cheeses you people wouldn't believe
I used to live in France. There was Camembert that I saw off the shoulder of Orion, and it would have made you weep tears of joy.
I once received a cave-aged Cheddar for Christmas.
Philadelphia is the very work of the devil.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

I want to take this opportuntiy to thank the Lord for Dairylea and crisp sandwiches.
They are very special.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 0:42, archived)

I prefer pickle myself
but your cheese anecdotes are most cheering.

Well done. Long may your dairy products sustain you.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

this, this is the kind of cheese anecdote that b3ta needs more of
I award it seven edams out of a possible halloumi, well done there
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:46, archived)

Why thank you
you are most kind.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:56, archived)