A friend of mine
once told me my wedding ring made me look gay. Couldn't work that one out.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

Does it have a huge chunk of ice on it?

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:34, archived)

No
it is a plain white gold band
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:35, archived)

did you have your hand wrapped around his cock when he said it?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)

I actually assumed it was a woman who told him.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)

Oh... White gold is so gay.
Not as gay as platinum though. The gayest of all precious metals.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)

Just so I know
What's the least gay precious metal?
( Zuowan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:41, archived)

Yellow gold.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:42, archived)

Ok
I'm off to buy a yellow gold cock ring.
( Zuowan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:44, archived)