i can't stop playing with this
www.davebensonphillips.co.uk
(glenbo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:12, archived)

oh my fucking gods
Mr V will LOVE that....
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:13, archived)

Ainsley Harriot's brother?

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:13, archived)

possibly
only this one gets covered in more gunge
(glenbo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:15, archived)

'Dave for hire'

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:15, archived)

I can do that
for half the price!
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:19, archived)

Looks like a bit of an annoying cunt to me
But I hate everything
( Hankster, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:18, archived)

awesome
www.davebensonphillips.co.uk/dancingdave.htm
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:19, archived)

He is quite clearly
a gayer.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:26, archived)

So you'd say you have quite a finely tuned gaydar then?

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:28, archived)

Not at all
but he reads 11 on the scale.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:29, archived)

TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!!11!!!!!
Fnarr fnarr.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:31, archived)

A friend of mine
once told me my wedding ring made me look gay. Couldn't work that one out.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

Does it have a huge chunk of ice on it?

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:34, archived)

No
it is a plain white gold band
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:35, archived)

did you have your hand wrapped around his cock when he said it?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)

I actually assumed it was a woman who told him.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)

Oh... White gold is so gay.
Not as gay as platinum though. The gayest of all precious metals.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)

Just so I know
What's the least gay precious metal?
( Zuowan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:41, archived)

Yellow gold.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:42, archived)

Ok
I'm off to buy a yellow gold cock ring.
( Zuowan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:44, archived)

It is indeed awesome
I like how you can have him dancing in jail. Not for fiddling with kiddies, I hope.
( Zuowan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:29, archived)

or
kidding with fiddlies
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:30, archived)

Last I heard
that was still legal.
( Zuowan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

look in the birthday section
for bigdirtymargaret
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:31, archived)

He's probably only that on weekends.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)