This was a girl.
A very good friend of mine.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

I'm generally nice to my friends
I find this to be the best approach.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

I was only told about this last week by my friend, Richard.
It has been bothering me ever since. I've asked him not to tell me any other things I did while drunk. We both agreed that it is a good thing that I no longer drink.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

Oh dear
I just go to sleep when I have a drink, after abortive attempts at athletic sex.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

I hate that.
"Oh wow! I am such a stud! I'm lasting for ages! Oh. Wait a minute... I can't feel my penis... oh... fuck this, I'm tired anyway" *roll-over-go-to-sleep fluid slump-movement*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

More or less this
But with added spilled glass of wine at the side of the bed.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:19, archived)