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This would have been about ten years ago.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

How long are you off the sauce now?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

About four years.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

I hope I never have to live through four sober years.
*shudders*
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

It's beyond comprehension

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

Imagine being able to remember everything your friends say.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

I'd rather not
I've asked my mate Charlie to leave her husband loads of times apparently. They just accept it now, and they are appalling drunks so we get this info from third parties.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

I have to say, it's great.
I never wake up feeling like shit or having to ask people why I feel guilty.
I can drive to evenings out instead of relying on expensive public transport.
I get to watch other people being pricks and take advantage of their drunkeness.

The only down side is that at bashes and things like that the drunkest people are unbearably dull at a certain level of pissed and ALWAYS gravitate toward the sober person. You have to be a bit drunk yourself to put up with these people.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

Ah well, if it works for you that's grand.
Can I drink your share?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:26, archived)