You should try Black Rat
the only pub that sells it, refuses to sell it in any measure larger than a half pint.
Dangerous thing, apple juice.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

Aye, they had something like that at my local.
I don't sup stuff that strong when out. It makes for a short a troublesome evening.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

This seems eminently sensible.
How might I go about getting a railway job?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

Ask a railway company if they have any.
You could poke around the ATOC website for a list of companies and contacts. Or have a look at this www.rail.co.uk/ukrail/railcomp/towelcm.htm
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

Ta very much
I shall give it a go.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

Wave your knickerbockers at the oncoming express train to warn it away from the landslide.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

You can get Black Rat by the pint in The White Bear and The Highbury Vaults on St. Michael's Hill.
The most lethal I've come upon is Exhibition served by the half pint in The Coronation Tap in Clifton.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 10 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

That's legendary
but we try to keep it secret.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:44, archived)