I got the impression they pushed him on stage from the wings
against his will, then like a deer caught in the headlights he made a total prick of himself
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)

Do deers make total pricks of themselves when caught in headlights?

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)

always
they do terrible impressions as well, not clever.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

They deserve to be run over.
*tut*
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

Yeah, but they don't realise it.
Prick is the last thing to go through their heads.
/puntastic
( hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)