David Beckham: "This is one of the most historical events we've been involved in." "[This next act] is very inspiring..."
Clearly he has never heard the words 'Historic' and 'Inspirational'.
/Über-pedantic
( hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)

He's a cunt, isn't he? :)
Edit- I hate it when artists don't sing ANY of their song but just shout "C'mon [insert venue]. Yeah [insert venue]!" over and over.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)

HELLO CHICAGO!
HELLO CLEEVELAND!

WE ARE SPINAL TAP! YEAH! C'MON!
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)

While the drummer/bassist is working their arse off.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)

the keyboard player is hot
or so i gathered from my quater second glance
(glenbo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)

The keyboard player for whom?
Robbie Williams?

Oh, I see her... Yes, she's pretty.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)

hello cleveland!!
hello peter


/family guy series 4
( The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)

I got the impression they pushed him on stage from the wings
against his will, then like a deer caught in the headlights he made a total prick of himself
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)

Do deers make total pricks of themselves when caught in headlights?

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)

always
they do terrible impressions as well, not clever.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

They deserve to be run over.
*tut*
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

Yeah, but they don't realise it.
Prick is the last thing to go through their heads.
/puntastic
( hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)

Was that David Beckham?
I thought it was Lee from 911.
( Zuowan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)