He provides better internet than most.
I'd be dismayed at such a move.
Plus we'd have to place Baldmonkey in protection for fear of reprisals.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

He can't be that difficult to resurrect,
should the experiment prove a failure.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:51, archived)