OH INTERNET!
Pull yourselves together.
Between the lot of you it's moan moan moan and look at this, look at me, look at me blaming JMG, girls!

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Gilgamesh would be turning in his grave if he was dead.
Let's all help each other as a group by calming down and agreeing that you're all equally as shit as each other, and that no girls fancy you on here.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

Let's kill Gilgamesh to test this theory.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

He provides better internet than most.
I'd be dismayed at such a move.
Plus we'd have to place Baldmonkey in protection for fear of reprisals.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

He can't be that difficult to resurrect,
should the experiment prove a failure.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

STOP BULLYING GILGY!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 20:58, archived)

yo studge

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

'Ning chap.
I've been out in the cold washing the screen, in a manly way.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

YEAH, BRING IT

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:02, archived)

Bagsy his pituitary gland

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

you got a problem with me? fuck you
you are nothing but another forum user who uses memes to post
( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

I feel this is very harsh.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

i don't feel it is harsh enough,
you use this forum as nothing other than a outlet for your deep seated hatred for the combinations of your own frailties
( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

What, JMG?
The self-proclaimed man of the people?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

it appears that he takes the internet far to much to heart
he needs a following on here to have a persona online, he has his target and he uses it, i assume the the payoff leads him to a sense of self satisfaction, although he would dispute this in himself, yet he choses to battles this feeling everyday
( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

I'm glad you don't take the internet to heart.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:03, archived)

so am i, it must be awful to actually care about what is written about you on the intercock
i'd be all :((((((((

or :)))))))
( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

I'm mostly a bit :||||||| about it all lately.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

If I wanted to revel in my glory over you people I'd attend b4shes and arrive in a crown.
I think we all have a persona wether it be off or online.
It's just a terrible shame for most that my own persona is much better than everybody else's.


Yes. I am very satisfied.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

oh jmg
the assumption of grandeur is not the way to comfort your self, pretending you could go to a bash when you cant. not due to onlin people but because you cant disclose yourself or more likely dont want to, it all seems to me of the many child abuse cases ive worked on, were you molested? in gateshead where you were raised? after being born in sunderland?
( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

haha now that's below the belt

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

I can hardly say I comfort myself when I'm just so gosh darn excellent.
It can be confusing for outsiders to understand what it is like to be comfortable in life. To be popular and to be well respected in ANY form of community, even if it is one seen by many as a world of people with weird teeth and discomfort in public situations.

I have no trouble with meeting people in my local area and socialising with them, why should I do it with a bunch of people I'll probably meet 4 or 5 times more in my life from far off lands such as the south?
If I wanted to attend such events there'd be a clamour amongst the people for me, JMG to attend. I'm very popular.
The last bit is completely indefensible on my part.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

i understand the reasons for not attending forum functions
i myself get judged by people i've met once at them, they seem to know me, but it that, how do you know anyone online? i'm not sure you should? unless you meet someone alot how can you form an opinion? it is all an aspect off bullys who got ruined at school or whereever to me? did your step dad touch you?
( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

It's true.
I can't keep off those dinner threads, and I've really taken a hatred towards the bald as of late.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

sarcasm isn't really a defence
you are logged on, this forum of humour is not really a place to take out personal stuff, we can only offer humour, it's not really about other users not liking you
( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:03, archived)

I wish those who fall out with me quicker than they level up on World of Warcraft would see it this way, too.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:06, archived)

top of the league, top of the league
we are, we are top of the league
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

Did you read of my crushing defeat with the bookies?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

The bookies always win, JMG.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

I almost had 'em, MGT.
Almost..
I was already preparing the bunting.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

That's why there's no such thing as a professional punter.
Oh, wait ...
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

The bookies still win anyway.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

So is there some good reason why you are not a bookamker,
seeing how they can't lose?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

It's morally abhorrent.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

christ, you didn't bet on City did you?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

Liverpool, Sevilla, Man U, Chelsea, Barcelona.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

Ouch
my accumulators were worse this year.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

This seems much like a moan to me

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

I know where there's some silver coins!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

Good for you

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

The silver's wrapped around chocolate!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

Have you run out of flippant replies?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

That would imply I had any to begin with

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

Yes. I know.
That's why I would have asked it.


Are you low on blood?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:02, archived)

Just very bored

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

Great
now you know how we feel, you boring cunt.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

I bet it's really planearm in drag

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

Conjoined
I've a feeling they're Conjoined Mongs.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

boring F star star cunt

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

fig?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

I bore you?
Then don't read my posts.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

GREAT REPLY PICKLE FATTY

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

Oh, because I'm fat, right?
Hilarious.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

Actually that was a bit below the belt.
Or should I say BELOW THE ELASTICATED WAIST BAND, FATTY
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

well, that's going STRAIGHT TO THE MODS
disgraceful bullying there
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

Can I fondle your buttocks?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:02, archived)

It isn't the CHristmas party yet.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

Rape it is, then

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

JMG, I have finished, 100%, my dissertation.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

You typed that yesterday
is it in crayon?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

I didn't type that yesterday.
Did I?

It wasn't finished yesterday, it had been sent in for feedback.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

Well played.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

Oh, i get it.
Self referencial humour. Brilliant!
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:23, archived)