I want an Oriental.
They're mental in bed by all accounts.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:34, archived)

If by mental you mean shouting "HUNDAN! STUPID HAT!" then you're probably right

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

Mine doesn't.
:(
She won't call me Arno either.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

I had one of them Nigel Spinks
fucking Radio Rental, innit.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

My friend who lived in Tokyo for a year
told me that the Japanese girls threw themselves at western men and couldn't even tell the good looking ones from the ugly ones.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

GLORIOUS NIPPON

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

We all look the same to them

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

Bugger
my massively handsome profile would go to waste.
Fuck it then, I'm not going.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

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( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:40, archived)