I'm in a bar in Houston, on talk via my iPhone
Is this the geekiest thing of the day?! There are women here, with norks and stuff. Surely I should be out there in the land of flange and not conversing with you lot?
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:06, archived)

Houston
we have a problem.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:07, archived)

I went to the NASA place.
It was shit
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:08, archived)

That Neil Armstrong
what a fucking bellend. Giving it the big un just cause he done some stepping or whatever.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:10, archived)

That and Wonderful World
what a prink
( applehead herp derp, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:10, archived)

Yeah
she can shove that right up her japsy.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:11, archived)

That was a rhetorical question
So I shan't answer
( applehead herp derp, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:08, archived)

Was it?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:10, archived)

Wozit?
I'm all for the portmanteau. My favourite is wasapnin
( applehead herp derp, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:14, archived)

Was it?
.
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:13, archived)

WAS IT?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:14, archived)

FUCK IT
.
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:18, archived)

Was it?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:14, archived)

Fuck it
get down with some Texas tits, we're still going to be here after you get laid.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:12, archived)

now there stands the voice of reason
Texan tits are teh acest
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:16, archived)

Pics
or it didn't happen.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:18, archived)

Hahaha
Might be hard from the iPhone but I can try
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

*fives*

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

Tried. The image uploaded thing doesn't seem to like iPhones
Shame really
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:28, archived)

Rape them up
instead.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:30, archived)

Damn
I was looking forward to seeing those.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:37, archived)

i've been to houston
fuck that up your arse
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:24, archived)

I live in Houston
So bollocks to ya :)
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:27, archived)