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I want to give Stevie Nicks a special cuddle
then steal all her cocaine. What member of Fleetwood Mac would you etc. etc.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
the one with the flute
up his arse
/man bites dog
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:51, archived)
shush, I'm trying to decide which Olsen twin to arserape first

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:51, archived)
the one on the left

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:53, archived)
Yeah
arse, gob, arse then gob again if I can be bothered.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:54, archived)
someone should really reply to that last thread
I'd do it myself but I completely do not give a shit
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
I was considering it
I say considering it, I mean not considering it.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:58, archived)
I'm astonished no one seems to have missed Hankster
I say astonished, I mean etc etc
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:06, archived)
4eva in are harts

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:08, archived)
wiv da 4shan now

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
His laptop died.
I speak to him ELSEWHERE, otherwise I would miss him lots.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:41, archived)
definetly the one on the right
nudecelebs.popuplace.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/olsens.jpg

who the fuck are they?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:04, archived)
Moth killing cunts
by the looks of it.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:05, archived)
put your willy away, that's the most famous fake on the internet
www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/images/original.jpg
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:08, archived)
pretty damn good though

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
I might shop Same Difference's faces onto that later

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:15, archived)
Who?

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:19, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6139564
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
It's inspired me
to photoshop Keith Chegwin's face onto Naomi Campbell's body, then wank like a brain damaged vagrant.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:15, archived)
other way round, surely

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:16, archived)
I'm not sure my laptop
can handle that much sexy.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:18, archived)
shop a brain damaged vagrant's face onto Keith Chegwin's body then wank like Naomi Campbell

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:18, archived)
This confuses me

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:19, archived)
Sexy confusion?

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:20, archived)
needs more brunette

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:16, archived)
Mick Fleetwood
just so's I could say I did.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:01, archived)
I'd believe you
even if you hadn't. You look quite convincingly like someone who's slipped Mick Fleetwood a length just to boast about it.
/has never seen Wynoh blog
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:03, archived)
hah
Apparently I look rather like a younger version of Shambles. Not my quote.

edit: here you go
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:18, archived)
*checks profile*
are you sure you're fat and ugly enough for this place?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:23, archived)
I like to hang around anyway
with a bit of luck, some of it will rub off.
I'm not saying in which direction.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:28, archived)
I'm rubbing off in cowfoot's direction

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:32, archived)
hahah
Please don't take it personal, Gilgy, but I've been dying to type this at someone. Anyone.

WAAANKER!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:38, archived)
I am in this mood
open.spotify.com/track/4VfV8oWXVkzDNE9JYOoYoV

non spotify

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM_fpspCq2c
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:10, archived)
My word

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
and
open.spotify.com/track/3w9U99a3vtRNRVdBV5TqSI
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:16, archived)
Hahahaha
"a wild eyed loner standing at the gates of oblivion"
forgotten that intro.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:19, archived)
The best yet is...
open.spotify.com/track/0IqRwmGMHvXDfNO5RWXy6a
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:23, archived)
Get in
haven't heard Warriors Of Ghengis Khan in years.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:25, archived)
WE ARE BAD NEWS AND WE BRING YOU..
MORE BAD NEWS!!!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:34, archived)
I'm downloading that film RIGHT NOW

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:40, archived)
Best part is when
Rik Mayall steps in dog shit
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:54, archived)
Blimey
torrent of that from TheBox.bz is coming in at 600kbps. Might even watch it tonight!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 3:05, archived)