Dear Baldmonkey
The bills are piling up and the money isn't racing in as fast as it should be. What's the best way to turn a quick buck?

Yours,
Mine.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:28, archived)

Put Esme out on the game.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:29, archived)

ARE YOU FUCKING BALDMONKEY?
I DON'T FUCKING THINK YOU'RE BALDMONKEY SO STOP FUCKING ADDRESSING QUESTIONS DIRECTED AT FUCKING BALDMONKEY.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

Dude
No one is fucking baldmonkey.

That's why he's always on here.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

DUDE!
YOU TOLD HIM!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

Noone is fucking baldmonkey

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

OMG LOL WE ARE MIND TWINS !!!!!!

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:33, archived)