get a drill
relieve pressure in head.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

I can't find my drill anywhere.
Will a cork screw do?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

all ills can be solved
with trepanning
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:45, archived)