Tortoise prostitute
During the winter, Tortioises hibernate, so in the summer, you can let them lick your tits in a field, in Winter, you can snuggle up with them in a hay-filled cardboard box and slip a finger up their cloaca while you gently tug their little scaley cocks.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:43, archived)