My brother's been eating all my waffles.
Should I kill him with sticks or with haddock?
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:58, archived)

Have you considered
balls of tissue?
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:59, archived)

Full of throat grem?

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:01, archived)

try haddocks on sticks

( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:00, archived)

whichever is closest
based on extensive research with my own borther - I would suggest that the stick should be a large stick rather than a drumstick...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:00, archived)

hug him and ask him nicely to not :)
haddock
( Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:06, archived)