Traditionally
something to do with a hard life or bad luck. If it's about a man, the man should be tough and honest and do something admirable. if it's about a woman she should either be a devoted, loving kind woman or a feisty, tarty sort. Both would have hearts of gold.

Jesus should be involved.

That would be tradition, I'd do a rap in a country style, talk about all your bitches and how you gave them Cristal enemas out of pure boredom and how many cattle rustlers asses you've "popped a cap in"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:22, archived)