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I feel like writing a country and western song but I can't decide what to write it about?????????! What should I write it about!?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
Drinking all night til 7am because your woman left.
BBC Bitesize doesn't cover Japanese, this is irritating. Include a verse about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
write it about ME

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
will RB addresses be sent THIS week? Should I stop asking?

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
*sigh*
I've had that in real life too over the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
are they being sent or not?
i am at the end of my tether, give me a fucking answer
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
/plays guitar
shee is smaaaalllll
/plays guitar
shee is haaaiirrrryy
/plays guitar
shee has a hunched baaaaccckk
/plays guitar
annnndd heerrrr minge is scaaaarrrryyyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
That's got to be the most erotic song I've ever read

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
Blue Star Blue Star
What you gonna do, What you gonna do when she comes for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
how your fingers are raw from playing guitar since 'you left'

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
MoT's dissertation

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
why country and western is not rock!

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
I smashed my toe into the corner of the bed this morning
That was 4 hours ago now and i am still in a fucking temper.
Bloody Mondays
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
Shove it up your cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
I'll shove it up <b>your</b> cunt in a minute

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
I hid it.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
Write it about blue star
Or about me
Or both of us
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
Shitting.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
bivvys

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
The rise and fall of the Star Trek films.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
A long, tedious train journey to Tenesee
However you spell it.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
Lots of yee hars.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
wee whores
are better
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
agreed

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
what 40 pictures I should have printed off?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Oh I have been trying to write a song
Oh baby I have been trying for so long
But I seem to be stuck between a hard place and rock
Because I'm suffering from a bad writer's block
I having been calling to Jesus everyday
Gimme some inspiration I would pray
And lo behold he came down in robes and no shoes
He said he had come to be my muse
I had to be honest I then thought
I said, Jesus, you were just a last resort
I'm unique for a country singer I confessed
Because in actual fact, I'm an athiest.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
good.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
It was Johnny Cash's rejected lyrics for the Man In Black.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
Traditionally
something to do with a hard life or bad luck. If it's about a man, the man should be tough and honest and do something admirable. if it's about a woman she should either be a devoted, loving kind woman or a feisty, tarty sort. Both would have hearts of gold.

Jesus should be involved.

That would be tradition, I'd do a rap in a country style, talk about all your bitches and how you gave them Cristal enemas out of pure boredom and how many cattle rustlers asses you've "popped a cap in"
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
People who have flounced from here
That'd be ace
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
Something about your wife shagging bears in Alaska

(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
This heres a little ditty
bout a woman treated me shitty
she was the baddest bitch in Texas state
She she laughed, said I was funny
smeared her cunt with some honey
told me that grizzly loving was just great
Well she rode off lookin pretty
lookin to get paws on her titty
All it made me feel for her was hate.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:27, archived)