Your mum talks like Penny Crayon having a doodle when on the job

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

I dont know who Penny Crayon is
but your mum is actually Lorraine Kellys vagina.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

Really hairy and full of potatoes

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

Your mum is an inside out giraffe with the voicebox of John Inman

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

When you were being gestated
they didnt use a scanner to take pictures of you, they just got a giraffe to stick it's head up your mums cunt with a camera strapped to its head.

It had flap goo on its shoulders.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

Your mum obviously works at the hospital then.
I'M FREEEEEEE.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:13, archived)