What's your favourite dinosaur ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

Cuntosaurus

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

Sore-o-cuntus
(your mum)
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

:D

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

Captain Hood-Butter

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

CUNT!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

Gilgamesh

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

my opinions are better than most people's facts

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

This is mostly true
I'm off to the doctor's now. I'll let you know how dead I am later.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Stegosaurus
Armoured plates AND a clubtail with spikes coming out of it? Fuck yes.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

The plates werent armour
they were thin and full of blood vessels to enable the animal to regulate it's temperature. They were no use in defence.

You fucking idiot.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

SHUT IT, THEY WERE ARMOUR
If they weren't, they should've been
( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

Oh yes
they were armour, and their eyes fired lasers.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

See? Best dinosaur ever
AND they could fly
( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

I knew it!

(Stegosaurus Shaped Pencil Top, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Dude
no dinosaurs could fly.

If it flew or swam, it wasn't a dinosaur, it was a prehistoric reptile that lived alongside dinosaurs.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

it's as good a theory as any to be fair

( mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

no they didn't, you cleft
it was when they roared
www.kongregate.com/games/I_smell/robot-dinosaurs-that-shoot-beams-when-they-roar
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

That's nothing
Ankylosaurus could shit spiders.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

That game rocks more than anything.
Oh, I've completed it.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

yes, it's short

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

sweet fuck

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

roooooooooar

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

*is obliterated by death beam*

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

It didn't have a club tail either
the ankylosaurs had them.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

If we're all going to tell me I'm wrong then we'll sit here in silence

( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

WRONG

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Bob

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

the one that gives wedgies?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

Yeah. He's cool.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

These
www.retrojunk.com/details_tvshows/750-diplodo/
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

...the heck?
never seen them before
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

It used to be on The Childrens Channel on cable
when I was little.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

can't have been. it's in colour
ZING
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

I keep remembering reasons to hate the french
www.thechestnut.com/wattoo.htm
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

dinosaurs are shit

( mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

Velociraptors driving DFS vans

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

this is the closest i can get, i'm afraid
off-road velociraptor safari
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

Ones with the teeth

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

T-Rex
this one specifically:
www.qwantz.com/archive/000815.html
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

The furry one.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

^this !

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

I was going to say that
she's ace.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

Bogus

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

Fuck off, lard arse

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

Denver

( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

Are you Eddache?

( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

No
Are you ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

I'm Eddache and so's my wife

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

Velociraptors
or Baryonyx
or Parsaurolophus

don't make me choose!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

/olds gun to head
choose.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

probably Velociraptors then
as they were also probably a bit fluffy.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

Parasaurolophus was shit
Honking vegetarian cunt

not you, the Parasaurlophus
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

no pokemon allowed :p

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

*sets VELOCIFROTTER on yo ass*

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

Good call on the Baryonyx
I'm partial to a therizonosaurus myself.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

what the shit is that real?
scary claws.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

It was a herbivore
it probably used them for stripping bark off trees or for scratching that hard to reach spot on the middle of the back.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

Or flicking the bean
of a very, very smelly female.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

or poking smaller dinosaurs in the eye

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

Spinosaurus was also cool

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

They're all great!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

The Family Ness

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

you won't find them in a zoo

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

No
They're all round your house, having it off with your mum.

All at once.

All loch ness monsters, shagging away at her, crosseyed and sweating.

And she's loving it, your mum. She's loving it. It's like Christmas and her birthday all at once cause she's got loads of Loch ness monsters having it off with her.

The dirty fucking cow.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

Your mum talks like Penny Crayon having a doodle when on the job

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

I dont know who Penny Crayon is
but your mum is actually Lorraine Kellys vagina.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

Really hairy and full of potatoes

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

Your mum is an inside out giraffe with the voicebox of John Inman

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

When you were being gestated
they didnt use a scanner to take pictures of you, they just got a giraffe to stick it's head up your mums cunt with a camera strapped to its head.

It had flap goo on its shoulders.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

Your mum obviously works at the hospital then.
I'M FREEEEEEE.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

you're just jealous she turned you down
for being too old and smelling of goats and piss.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

That's what you think
I put on a Sumo suit, pretended to be Mykey and I got double helpings.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

Supersaurus
said with a camp accent and mincy hands.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

ym
or have we stopped that now?
( weaver., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

Allosaurus
It's like the sleek sportscar to the overpowered SUV of the T-Rex, and it doesn't have gay arms.

Or elasmosaurus, for the sea. Just for the name. Elasmosaurus. Elasmo.

I bet it got called espasmosaurus at school, kids can be so cruel.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

pfft

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

You do sort of look at Tyrannosaurs and think
Does that shape really work ?

I mean, fucking great big head, two legs, gay arms. How does it work ?

I can't see it being that agile or fast somehow, I reckon it was a shit animal.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

they probably just ate microwave ready meals in front of the telly

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

Probably chatted online
boasting about how many Triceratops they'd killed, when the reality was they'd wait for a pack of Velociraptors to kill an Iguanadon, then chase them off and eat it.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

Then again
they were around for 19 million years which is pretty fucking good going...
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

The T-Rex probably tried to warn the rest of the dinosaurs about the meteorite
but because of his stumpy arms, none of them could tell what he was pointing at.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4071535
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

Massive head and keyboard hight arms.
T-Rex = The World of Warcraft Dinosaur.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

Behemoth

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:45, archived)