you're just jealous she turned you down
for being too old and smelling of goats and piss.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

That's what you think
I put on a Sumo suit, pretended to be Mykey and I got double helpings.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:47, archived)