I personally will not spray anything under my armpits that hasn't already been sprayed in the eyes of a small white defenseless rabbit

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

Fucking straight
and if it hasn't been tested on animals you can always do it yourself down the local pet shop
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:04, archived)